"Katie dear you're as pasty white as a bottle of Elmer's glue. I don't think you'd make the cut here...."
And you call yourself a friend!
THIS IS A BOTTLE OF ELMER'S GLUE
THIS IS HOW WHITE I REALLY AM.
I AM, HOWEVER, NOT THIS WHITE.
*to clarify, the whiteness of Jessica is in her teeth.
Somebody get that girl a coffee and a carton of cigarettes! Stat!
AND AS A RESULT, I AM NOW CRAVING...
A WHITE RUSSIAN...
THIS IS HOW WHITE I REALLY AM.
I AM, HOWEVER, NOT THIS WHITE.
*to clarify, the whiteness of Jessica is in her teeth.Somebody get that girl a coffee and a carton of cigarettes! Stat!
AND AS A RESULT, I AM NOW CRAVING...
A WHITE RUSSIAN...
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I'm sorry Katie! I didn't mean to drive you to drink! Dear God, not again! Please put the drink down! No! Bad Katie! Don't beat me up! I'll be good, I'll be good....
**as she cowers and curls up in the corner**
your word verification called me a hot giz....
And what's more, how the heck does the Simpson chick figure into this equation? Is it her lack of active brain cells that give the inside of her skull a pasty white look?
Ummmm, I love a white russian.
I'm sorry, I forgot what the rest of the post was about...
*lol* Laurie
If I ever need to hypnotize you for some reason, I'll know to use mixed drinks.
But that might work against me, because I'd by hypnotized, too.
You guys are a riot. BTW, you do know that her teeth aren't even real, right? They can't be. I mean, they're so white they've practically got their own zip code.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18218185/wid/11915773?GT1=9303
it says there that alcohol makes fruits healthier. What better excuse do you need to go out there and get drunk?
I love an excuse to do something that would normally be considered 'bad' with the excuse that it's healthy!
"But, Katie, you shouldn't drink that. You have no liver."
"Read this article! It says it's healthy! Reuters! Healthy! Can you not see?!"
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