Alexis: I want to ask you right now, if you’re not standing at attention, to stand in Vagina Power and manifest your destiny.
You know this is October, and in a few days we’ll be in Halloween. So I was thinkin’, I usually don’t celebrate Halloween, go trick or treatin’ anymore, but all girls need to go out and buy a costume.
And the costume I am choosing to stand in Vagina Power in is a pilot. I’m piloting the pussy! See, you need to be a pilot of the pussy, y’all!
Y’all gots to be the pussy PO-lice! Cause if you don’t be careful, these men that y’all are commitin’ to is giving the dick away that’s got to go up in yo’ vagina! The vagina is not safe, cause the men that we have designated to be our men cannot be trusted!
They done taken the wedding ring off they finger. They scared because they’re afraid that the wedding band is going to be a noose around their nuts! I mean a true Nut Bracket. To lock them in and keep them in check so they can’t give it no nobody else.
So a lot of them have not only taken the wedding band off their finger, they done taken the wedding band off they nuts!
[interrupted by a loud, high pitched sigh in the background]
Alexis: Oh, scuse me, but my mother’s here with us. Do you have a comment?
[horror plastered across the mothers face as she looks carefully at her daughter]
Mother: No, I aint sayin’ nothin’. I didn’t say nothin’.
Alexis: Did you want to say something to add to my program?
Mother: I wasn’t ready for no “Vagina Police”. Salute th-
[Alexis raises hand to forehead]
Alexis: SALUTE THE VAGINA!
Mother: No. You didn’t just say that.