6.25.2007

Top 10 Boys

Holy George. I should get paid for this. I've been working on this list for a week and a half, unable to update it for more than 20 minutes or so at a time. Normally, I'd have given up a day into it, but I couldn't leave it with just my Top 10 Girls. I think you'll agree that it would look a little funny.

These are the 10 Hottest Celebrity Boys according to Katie. The spot for 10 & 9 are tied due to the consequence that if I choose one, I'm obligated to mention the other contrasting hotty. It's really only fair.

Here goes.



# 10. Jack & Sawyer


Matthew Foxx & Josh Holloway
Jack. Desperately in love with the criminally flighty Kate, but unwilling to act on it or even admit it. He's a Doctor and the son of a brilliant surgeon, who he always seemed to let down in one way or another. When daddy became an alcoholic and caused the death of a patient, Jack had too big a conscience to pass the buck somewhere else. Due to Jack's betrayal, his father decided to drink himself to death in Australia. Jack got onto the fated plane with a casket in tow and an extremely guilty conscience, yet was able to immediately win the survivor's trust in a very "Lord of the Flies" fashion.

Sawyer. He also entered the fated plane with a guilty concience, due to his responsibility for the death of a man who he'd believed ruined his life. As he seemed to be dealing with his wrongful murder and hateful grudge, he fell for the girl who was most interested in his tale... the girl who all but projectile vomited at the sight of him... but seemed more that willing to boink him dirty when his life became threatened. Even though Kate the Amazon seems to have retreated back to Jack emotionally, it's hard to believe she doesn't have feelings for Sawyer. He certainly has them for her. Grr.


#9. Angel & Spike


David Boreanaz & James Marsters
Angel. His name says it all. He plays the vampire with a soul who cannot achieve 'true happiness' ( sex with Buffy) without forfeiting his soul. He has spent his time on "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" as the quintessential soul mate, hurling the confused girl's life into a constant state of angst. He exited after the third season in order to start his own break-out series, and to end the constant conflict of "Will he lose his soul on her stomach? Won't he? Will he?!". Angelus has been saving the lives of victims in the pun-intended city of lost angels, and I'm far too lazy to find out if the show has actually expired after all these years.

Spike. He's the rebel vamp without a cause, formerly known as William the Bloody. He once had a reputation of Slayer Killer and has spent many a season carefully scheming ways to take Buffy down, only to have his ass kicked in many a funny fashion. Finally, Spike came to realize what had held him back from 'giving it to her good and proper'. He was in love with the Buffster and always had been. Long story short, Buffy had a kind of re-introduction to the world and found herself less human and banging the bajeezis out of her best frienenemy, Spike. Once she realized that she was sleeping with the enemy and walked away, Spike got his soul and sacrificed himself for her. Don't fret, his ghost shows up on "Angel" in a jiffy.


#8. Mcdreamy


Patrick Dempsey
He's the dreamiest doctor in television, probably since George Clooney put on a gurney on E.R.

Mcdreamy is so hot that when he lied (by omission) to his gorgeous girlfriend about being married, she forgave him. Not ONLY did she forgive him, but she begged him to divorce his vixen wife and choose her instead. She was practically on hands and knees with a speech very much like the one Julia Robert's gave in "My Best Friend's Wedding". You had to feel humiliated for her, but you understood. He's worth it... Just look at him. Seriously.

His role on the show is total asshole once again, since he's in the process of breaking Meredith's heart a second time. But you still can't hate him, and when she begs for his affection in another pathetic attempt, the reaction will probably be "Wow, that's desperate. I get it. He's freaking Mcdreamy."


#9. Romeo


Leonardo Dicaprio
People either get him or they don't. There are gals who think he was an effeminate boy in his late teens & early twenties, and feel now he's blossomed into one weird looking dude. I don't necessarily share that school of thought.

Leo definitely has an odd look to him, but it's an appealing oddness. He was a little girly during his Romeo and Titanic days, but the beating heart and undying boyish spirit brought it into a sexy perspective.

He's been taking on roles that tackle the hard issues these days, which is something I admire. He's an avid Environmentalist and somewhat of a political activist, while choosing acting gigs that showcase such beliefs. I think he's come into his looks quite nicely, from heart throb boy to chiseled man.


#6. Unbreak My Heart.


Tyson Beckford
I feel Toni Braxton's pain. The thought of this chocolate Adonis breaking his face and dying in a motorcycle accident would force me into emphatic miserable wales, too. It could even make me sing a ballad or two, but I'll let Ms. Braxton do the singing.

I don't know much about Tyson, except for his roles in music videos and print.

I would do some research and get to know his personality and work a little better, but why bother? I'm content with knowing just how darn pretty he is.


#5. Meet Joe Black


Brad Pitt
Say what you will about Brad Pitt, I'm saying that he is an intolerably beautiful man to even the highest of standards. He has a full set of pouty lips, he almost always has a chiseled, rock hard body, and a smile that could melt anyone into submission. He was sensual, honest and good as a vampire, rough around the edges as a cop, and the hottest, most creative imaginary friend... among many other characters in many different movies.

The sight of peanut butter still makes me sweat a little... okay, a lot.


#4. Glycerine


Gavin Rossdale
I do not like Gwen Stefani. Why, you ask? It's simple. Her husband, one Gavin Rossdale. I saw him in person at my very first live concert, at the Hampton Beach Casino some years ago. It was a very sexy introduction to incredible and professional live music. Not only is he a talented singer, he might be the most physically attractive person I've ever been in a room with. Seriously.

Pictures have yet to grasp the sick beauty that is Gavin. He had the charisma of a latin lover, the face of some mythical Adonis, a sexy voice that rocked the house, and intense bedroom eyes.

When I watched him, the only thought in my head was "I have never seen a man before this day." With the exception of Dave Matthews, this still remains true.


#3. Jordan Catalano


Jared Leto
Jared isn't well known for his acting. He had one minor role on "My So-Called Life", an early 90's teen drama about angst in a world full of plaid. He was the dreamy bad lad who Angela Chase, the red headed heroine, spent her time hormonally obsessing over. I can't blame her... he has such soft and intricate features, even when it was clear his Jordan character was dumb as a doorknob, you couldn't help but wonder if there was more there.

Other than his stint as Jordan Catalano, he's shown his perfect mug in minor supporting roles... Wynona's Vietnam deserter who tried to break her out of the mental institution, the pretty face that was ruined in "Fight Club", and other such gigs.

These days, you'll mostly see him gothed out for his performances as lead singer in the rock group "30 Seconds To Mars".


#2. Alfie


Jude Law
This is a man that could make any word sound sexy. Snuffalufagus. Boise. Nickerbocker.

When he wraps his tongue around a word, it's instantly the best thing you've ever heard. I cannot count the number of times I've gone into hypnosis while watching one of his interviews; the gratuitous overload of such a beautiful face and smooth English accent has a tendency to short circuit my brain. In fact, I think I'm having a little seizure just thinking about it.

My favorite performance from Jude was, hands down (and preferably on him), in the futuristic Speilburg movie 'Artificial Intelligence'. Why was this my favorite performance? Was his acting Oscar worthy, or something?

Hell no. He played a Sex Robot.

Yes, that's right. He was programmed to love anyone, anytime, anywhere, and with all the right moves. Hell yes.


#1. Under The Table & Dreaming


Dave Matthews
I know what you're thinking. At least, I know what you're probably thinking. Dave Matthews is not hotter than the other 9, actually 11, men on this list. But this list is who Katie believes is hottest. To me, Dave is number one as it would be blasphemy to say otherwise. I've seen him up close, and he has a subtle and very attractive boy-next-door charm to him. I'm in love with the way that he expresses himself, eloquently and always laced with light-hearted silliness.

On the surface, his bum is spectacular in a pair of jeans. His hair may be creeping high on his forehead, but you can ignore that when he begins to sing and his face contorts in the most adorable ways.

I find Dave's ability to speak honestly, with heart, and intellect to be his sexiest attribute. My favorite quote is a political one, because I find that it gets right down to the heart of my political centristisms.

"I think an important thing in this country to remember is that freedom is something that you reach for. A just society is something that you aim for. But you can never achieve it.

There's no way to have a free society, because it's no longer a society, then it's an anarchy. So it's something you should strive for -- intellectual freedom, but within reason. Physical freedom, but within reason.

You're free to go jogging, but you're not free to shoot someone. We should be free to think what we like, but we shouldn't necessarily be free to stand outside somebody's home and scream damnation at them because they don't think like us.

And you strive for justice. And I feel like as I watch politicians talk I wonder, 'Why are you wasting your time? There's so many things that you could be doing.' But that's my problem. We all can be romantics and I guess that's where I am, a romantic."

I have to say that in the end, I'm also a romantic.

1 comment:

sourpatchbaby said...

I like your list and yes, I can't even eat peanut butter because it might ruin the memories that I have of Brad.