5.10.2007

Seriously. What?!



Your sister left this comment on Myspace. on MY Myspace. MINE.

Has she been dropping acid in her memories?!

4 comments:

sourpatchbaby said...

Umn.... She has been stressed out lately. What with the custody case and all. I guess she finally tested positive for smack?

sourpatchbaby said...

Um....Someone just asked me if DM is always on pot. I told her that I didnt' know, but would ask an expert in the subject...So, is he always high?

The Children's Barn Store said...

Hmm. Is my Dave always high?

Well, I'm going to say it's a pretty large percentage of the time. I mean, the fact that he tours most of the year says alot.

I seriously get a contact high just from being in the stadiums.

Besides, I mean, you probably haven't heard of a thing known amongst the fans as "Davespeak". This is loosely defined as the hilariously random shit Dave says during shows.

I'm going to throw in a percent, just for scientific accuracy.

90% of the waking hours high during touring months

45% during non touring months

The Children's Barn Store said...

Well, Davespeak also applies to just about anything ridiculous that Dave says at any given time.

And since he also says weird shit outside of the shows, he's probably high alot of the time generally.