Tag? I'm it?!

But I was holding onto the railing and it was clearly declared as the safe zone. Those are the rules. I always abide by the rules. You're a liar if you say otherwise.

Oh, okay. Quit your crying, and quit playing dead, I'll do it. But only because you're a little bit "slow" and I'm alot bored.



I reside in the New England city of Manchvegas, Cow Hampshire, built on the slave labor of textile mills and a large, smelly river. It has an estimated of population of 107,006.

That's way too many people who give their city a nickname in which it has absolutely nothing in common with.

I mean, where are the big glowing lights that state XXX NEKKID BUNS and GET MARRIED IN 60 SECONDS OR LESS OR IT'S FREE?? Where are the endless strips of casinos and hookers? Where THE HELL is the cast of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation?

I don't see it, do you?!




This person tagged me. Here goes.



My Top 5 Places To Eat Are...

1. THE BK LOUNGE. Eggnormous, Meatnormous, cheeesenormous.

It's all about the advertising for Katie. Remember the "Wake Up With The King"commercials? They still reside in my head as possibly the most horrifying and hilarious ads of my time. And it brings me back each and every time.

I'll introduce you to a couple of them, because if you don't know, you should.

And, finally, for your added enjoyment, Dane Cook's BK joke.

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2. ALOHA RESTAURANT.

This is a place stacked high with Chinese and Polynesian food. But I love it intensely for two reasons and two reasons only. Memories of the G-Fruit and... this...

That's right, it's a Pupu Platter, and it's burning, baby. If Aloha can trust me with booze AND fire, they've automatically earned a spot on my top 5.

3. PAPA JOHNS.

Why? Because I never even have to leave my computer to eat there. That's right, internet ordering. No haggling with the pizza whore on the other end of the phone line, who wants you to buy 6 large pies with a side of chicken sticks smothered in garlic and cheese. As appetising as that sounds, I'd rather not die of a heart attack tomorrow. Give me another 10 or 15, please.

4. The Chinese Food Restaurant in the mall.

That is it's actual name, registered with the Better Business Beareau, as far as I'm concerned. Their General Gau's chicken is the best on the planet, and the free samples are by far... awesome. I know I share this with Sour, but she's spent far too much time with me in our school skipping days at the Mall of NH to not expect this to be on my list. By the way, if there was a top 6, there would be another Chinese food restaurant listed. I have issues.

5. The Dog Bowl.

To my defense, it tasted amazing at the time. Really.
It was just like Dinte Moore beef stew.